I was SO SURE I had to work today. It was sunny and warm and beautiful but I went home to do laundry and eat and take a quick nap because I thought I worked at 5 and for some reason decided to double check the schedule right before I got ready and I’m not on for today. I GOT DONE MY OTHER JOB AT 2. I COULD HAVE BEEN READING AND DRINKING A BEER OUTSIDE AND I WAS INSIDE LIKE A CHUMP THINKING I HAD RESPONSIBILITIES AND NOW IT’S GOING TO GOD DAMN SNOW AGAIN TOMORROW ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hands down my favorite part of this office is how shamelessly we all jump at free food. People take turns bringing in donuts or if there are leftovers from a client lunch word of free food spreads like wildfire and we seriously all stampede at once all “go ahead and judge i’m about to shove a bagel in my face so i don’t give a fuck.”
I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.
I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.
the truth, it burns
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s
THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN
ARE YOU KIDDING