I’ve been sleeping like garbage lately, which isn’t exactly new, and my stress has been ridic lately. But instead of just the normal mind racing insomniac nonsense I’ve been having a really hard time being comfortable, like I couldnt lie down and rest the right way. And it just hit me. I’m missing my favorite bed space obstacle.

I’m so annoyed rn there is a glorious torrential downpour outside and I’m stuck at the pharmacy waiting for my meds rather than laying on a couch watching Netflix stuffing Brie and French bread into my face and no I have to drive in this mess and carry bags inside ugh

“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.””

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

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liberalsarecool:

Republicans only want to help those who do not need help, and hurt those who are looking for equality.

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

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queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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joebidenfacts:

Joe Biden has refused to vote in any tie-breaking votes in the Senate, instead opting instead to send a “robot proxy,” which is actually just him in cheaply made robot Halloween costume.

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Guardians of the Galaxy + Cards Against Humanity [insp]

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